Life is difficult - so said Buddha before Andy mowed him down in the road. After a hiatus caused by marital breakdown, dear death illness and much social mayhem we come off the ropes to end the year with a whoop, a bang, and a song.

Merry Christmas. You have been listening to... Brighton Calling.

This is Brighton Calling on Saturday 16 September 2006. After a turbulent summer we come back with the beginning of new season of monthly, longer shows. This month we start with a marriage breakdown, bad sex, finding a new woman, allow Andy to sing again, and discuss the science of masturbation.

This is Brighton Calling on 16 Aug 2006. More on the truth behind those nasty talkin' wappers. Plus body building, body piercing, and being buff and straight.

This is Brighton Calling on 15th August 2006. Here's to Da Scoop Doggy Doo Da. It's hot, it's dusty, there are people lying in the street. We answer the question, reveal the woman that men really want to sleep with, and - a world exclusive - conclusively prove why rap isn't misogynist... it's gay!

This is Brighton Calling on 4th August 2006. Fatal attraction, Oedipus, Vagina dentata, and a slapper from Hove. Hear it from the horses mouth, or in this case a Polynesian prostitute: what men really like in a woman - and how it differs by nationality.

This is Brighton Calling on 24 July 2006. What's the best way to get what you want? Ask. Since so many people asked, we thought'd we'd broadcast a summer season, short and sweet from the balcony of the old people's home Andy is currently incarcerated in. Think of it as the prologue stage of the Tour de France or pre-season of footy.

And since Brighton is currently full of 'blow ins', semi naked girls down for the season, we thought we'd talk about attraction, beautiful bodies and how to get one.

Talking of which, for those that asked, yes you can see Andy 'buff': http://www.completefitnessguide.com/

Brighton Calling has been in production for over a year now so we thought we would take a moment to reflect on 14 months of renegade PODcasting - share what happened, what worked, what didn't and what next.

We will be 'offline' - out there - for the next six weeks now, taking an old European style summer break and working on taking the show to the next level.

For now we leave you with a summary of what it was like being out there at the cutting edge of the new media, the coolest guys in the upper side of south west Brighton - the freaks, the geeks, the girls, the guns, the mistakes and most crucially what it is that makes a PODcast successful.

Part 4: Promiscuity, monogamy & infidelity. What is the secret to keeping your partner happy?

Part 3: Anal sex for beginners. This week we come at the issue of sex and intimacy from a whole different angle.

Part 2: From circumcision to the female ejaculation. We enquire into the metaphysical distinction between sex and intimacy, and the very real question of which is the most intimate - a kiss or a blowjob? From circumcision - good or bad? - to the female ejaculation, more thoughts on those things they don't teach you at school.